The only good part of a David Cage game was in Indigo Prophecy when it’s revealed that the homeless people are actually an organized fighting force known as the Invisible Army and they fight Cthulhu and stuff
The Hobo Illuminati is introduced well after you have a Dragonball Z fight with the Internet, so by then it’s just like “yeah, sure, whatever, they are all powerful but choose to live in filthy alleys, let’s wrap this bullshit up already”
All i remember from thag game was some really interesting stuff related to trying to escape being framed for a murder and then suddenly i was getting chased by interdimensional bugs in an office and i just quit
The only good part of a David Cage game was in Indigo Prophecy when it’s revealed that the homeless people are actually an organized fighting force known as the Invisible Army and they fight Cthulhu and stuff
The Hobo Illuminati is introduced well after you have a Dragonball Z fight with the Internet, so by then it’s just like “yeah, sure, whatever, they are all powerful but choose to live in filthy alleys, let’s wrap this bullshit up already”
Also you’re a zombie in that scene
who just got his frozen dick wet 😎
With a lady he’s only known as the detective investigating him and they had no romantic chemistry beforehand
Popsicle/necro fetish
That game was needlessly horny too.
All David Cage games are, which is very
now that we know he’s a creep and the whole unauthorized Elliot Page nudes thing too.
no we totally needed the frozen corpse sex
All i remember from thag game was some really interesting stuff related to trying to escape being framed for a murder and then suddenly i was getting chased by interdimensional bugs in an office and i just quit