Kerb to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year agoways to close vimdiscuss.tchncs.deimagemessage-square42fedilinkarrow-up1242arrow-down119
arrow-up1223arrow-down1imageways to close vimdiscuss.tchncs.deKerb to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year agomessage-square42fedilink
minus-squareJakylla@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up40·1 year ago Unplug the computer Shut the house electric safety switch down Cut the electricity pole nearest to the house Bomb the nearest electricity distribution post
minus-squareBrooklynMan@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up16·1 year agonuke it from orbit. it’s the only way to be sure.
minus-squarertxn@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year ago Wait for a sufficiently powerful coronal mass ejection to collapse the global electric grid
minus-squareJakylla@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoPretty sure I can learn my grandma to put a fork in any socket to close Vim, no prior knowledge needed
nuke it from orbit. it’s the only way to be sure.
“Simple and easily explained.”
Pretty sure I can learn my grandma to put a fork in any socket to close Vim, no prior knowledge needed