• Geobloke@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    I’ll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off

    He goes by the name Jesus and steals hubcaps from cats

    Jesus, can I borrow your crowbar, these god damn nails are beginning to hurt

    Crucified and all I got was this lousy tshirt