psyching myself up for the marathon by pretending I’m a locomotive

Chinese man you have to stop, you smoke too different, you run too hard, they will ban you from the race

The man smokes in order to be fair to the other

Wow the SJW nanny state has infected China too, smdh

From one of the older articles linked in this one:

Local media also stated that Chen only smokes when running marathons.

Uncle Chen is built different lmao

No performance enhancing drugs!

Dudes rock.

My man is the smokestack of the human factory

extremely fucked up

dudes rock

Socialism with chuffing back a dart characteristics

The government should be promoting him as a showcase of superior Chinese medicine

Someone should really do research on guys like this. I meet old dudes all the time who smoke like chimneys and drink like fish, yet they’re older and more fit and mentally sharp than my grandma who’d maybe have two glasses of wine a week. There’s gotta be some genetic thing going on here, we need to ID this DNA sequence so we can create a new humanity that can abuse toxic substances all they want with minimal negative affect on their health.