And if you look really close on the right hand side, you can just make out the disturbed ground surrounding the entrance to the underground Chinese base.
Hemingways_Shotgun
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Because their penises don’t work anymore and no one ever actually loved them enough to want to touch it without being paid up-front in the first place.
Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.cato
World News@lemmy.world•Trump warns a 'whole civilization will die tonight' if a deal with Iran isn't reachedEnglish
103·10 hours agoTrump is an idiot. The rest of his people vary from incompetent to simply evil.
I’d bet my life that the nuclear briefcase that Trump masturbates to every night is a fake. Someone in his circle has long since clipped the red wire to prevent him doing just that during a midnight Truth Social post.
Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.cato
World News@lemmy.world•European allies are losing hope of keeping America in NATOEnglish
161·1 day agoDon’t let the doorknob hit their ass on the way out.
Worst case scenario is Russia tries to take advantage of the situation and gets curb stomped by a NATO that is roughly 30% weaker but still more than powerful enough to handle the paper tiger that Russia has proven itself to be.
Trump is dead within a year, guaranteed. The GOP will fall to infighting after the cult of personality ends, and when the next president wants to clean up his mess and rejoin NATO, they can be allowed back in without the bullshit VETO that they for some reason have. They can return as an equal, not as a boss.
Linux is the parent that let’s their child put a fork into the electrical socket and then says “Have you learned anything?”
Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.cato
Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world•The contents of a jar of NutellaEnglish
302·2 days agoIs this a surprise to anyone? No one is buying Nutella for the health benefits…
Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.cato
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Why do some people with college degrees and an education, still act so fucking stupid?English
5·3 days agoTo put it simply, there is a difference between “intelligent” and “smart”.
Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.cato
World News@lemmy.world•Rocket lifts off with four Artemis II astronauts on a mission to the moon and backEnglish
2·5 days agoIts the entire reason they did a full orbit before firing the lunar injection burn, so that if something was wrong they could jettison the service module and perform a deorbit burn for an early splashdown in the pacific.
Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.cato
World News@lemmy.world•Rocket lifts off with four Artemis II astronauts on a mission to the moon and backEnglish
10·5 days agoPlease don’t let it be cancelled and returned early because of a toilet That would just be too much. This is the first thing that has made me legitimately excited since having to unexpectedly say goodbye to my soul-dog last month. I need this, dammit.
Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.cato
Dullsters@dullsters.net•This was all I could manage for dinner this eveningEnglish
4·7 days agoLiving on my own, the older I get, the less I have any interest in proper meals. More often than not, I’ll do small snackish meals spread out over the day; a bowl of meat and cheese, or a plate of veggies, or some cottage cheese and yogurt. Stuff like that.
I can’t be the only one for whom traditional meals (protein, side, veggies, three times a day) have gone by the wayside.
ETA: Forgot to mention, that bowl looks incredibly delicious, OP.
Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.cato
Star Trek @lemmy.world•THE STAR TREK FRANCHISE REWATCH PARTY #21 "The Alternative Factor"English
1·7 days agoAgreed. I rewatched it recently and I enjoyed it a little bit more than I did before. But it’s still pretty bland.
Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.cato
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Can someone explain the Birds and the Bees to me? I get its related to sex somehow but was never told the story or where it got started or how come a bird and insect?English
4·7 days agoYou see, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much…
Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.cato
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•When is the last time you had actual conversations with friends?English
6·7 days agoLast Wednesday. We regularly go out to a local pub for trivia night and converse face to face there.
Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.cato
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What is the most overrated video game of all time?English
5·11 days ago8 has always been my favourite. As long as I resist the urge to draw spam. It can get repetively easy if you just draw and cast magic from your enemy, never having to use your own resources.
Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.cato
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What is the most overrated video game of all time?English
141·11 days agoFor most games, it depends on who you’re asking. I, for example, hate multiplayer looter-shooters, so the most overrated game to ME would be Fortnite. It literally hold no attraction for me and the thought of even playing it makes me shudder.
However, the universal answer is really any EA sports title.
It’s literally the same game every…damn…year…
Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.cato
politics @lemmy.world•The delusion of easy victory from the air may have seduced the US into another warEnglish
2·11 days agoNobody seduced these chucklefucks into anything.
On behalf of Israel, Epstein and Maxwell honey-potted Trump and a bunch of other republicans, filmed them all kiddie-fucking so that Israel could say “Hey…you do what we say now, or else”.
It wasn’t a seduction. It was an order.
Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.cato
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Sharks in the Bahamas Are Full of Cocaine, Caffeine, and PainkillersEnglish
51·12 days agoThe researchers aren’t sure what the long-term effects of exposure might be
I have a vague idea…

Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.cato
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Sharks in the Bahamas Are Full of Cocaine, Caffeine, and PainkillersEnglish
4·12 days agoSharks in the Bahamas Are Full of Cocaine, Caffeine, and Painkillers
Sounds like the beginning of a pretty good night out.
Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.cato
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What year would you visit if you had one round trip back in time?English
2·13 days agoApril 1, 1946. Push a very pregnant Mary Anne Trump down a very steep set of stairs.













Everyone with a functioning brain-cell knows that Trump is going to throw kegsbreath under the bus to save himself, and I for one can’t wait to see his smug slick backed face hung for war crimes.