Self respect.
Just no respect for others, aye?
I’m a middle aged white dude with some serious dad bod. That’s what
But this is perfect distraction from that fact! You simply must give it a whirl! Your kids will either love you for it, or get as far away from you as possible in shame - either way, you win!
Why would I want to distract from my dad bod?
Never let a perceived obstacle stop you from getting creative and clever
Fun fact: these are a limited edition, and every color combination is unique
And there are websites who track them:
So when you register this car what color do you put down that it is?
“yes”
Oh, I get to share a bit of my useless knowledge! The rear quarter panel and roof is the original body color and used for registration. In this example, that’s a yellow Harlequin.
Harlequin
I genuinely find the look of this endearing
It was definitely something different in a time when cars were mostly silver-colored :)
Damn, i was just gonna say: the fact that i don’t own a opel harlequin is stopping me
I thought I was looking at this at first…
same thing
I don’t wanna
Taste?
Budget and skill. In reality a bona fide attempt from me would probably end up more like this:
color vision. I don’t want to look like a paint sample collection.
I don’t have the ridiculously oversized sword to complete the ensemble.
The fact that I don’t want to
Every Google app
Me being a man. So clothes shops go “you will wear grey, maybe black, some blue and fugly green. Go on, chop-chop”
being a woman, I only like these colors lmao
What can I say, one’s hell is someone else’s heaven :)
It’s such a struggle to find a variety of colourful clothes for guys :(
Not at all. Just don’t shop at generic stores.
Right? Even just typing “mens clothes” in a search engine brings up every color you could want.
I’m a man, I buy all my clothes online and don’t let anyone tell me what I should or should not wear. I’m not here to fit some preconceived stereotypes,or conform to expectations.
Stores sell “mens” nail polish in camo colors, but guess what they will let men buy the pretty colors as well, and they work just as well on male nails as female.
Dress how you want.
Is it sad my brain saw “Nail polish in camo colours” and immediately thought of tartan paint, wondering how they got the colours to not immediately mix.
I’m not a 1996 Volkswagen Golf
Harlekin!
I’m a 50 year old man with functioning retinas…
My ability to see.
Happy cake day! 🎉
