There’s a sect in Japan that believe that Jesus survived the crucifixion, travelled east and ultimately ended up in Japan, so this could be their scripture.

Fake. The authoritarian right has no room for house pets incapable of recognising hierarchy, and whose keeping is coded as unmanly.

Perfectly normal democratic oversight. Nothing to see here, tovarish.

It’s a trap.

Anyway, Ukraine joining NATO would benefit NATO at least as much as it would Ukraine. Ukraine would effectively become the armoury of NATO, at the cutting edge of weapons and tactics development. (Similarly, if Russia were to win, it would find captured Ukrainian technologies very useful in Moldova/the Baltic States/Finland, and NATO would find having allowed this to happen to be a very false economy.) Ukraine is anything but dead weight, and we need to recognise this.

They’ve spent years brutalising their own population and turning them into orcs who will commit atrocities with glee. If they demobilised them, there’d be thousands of ex-soldiers primed to kill but suddenly denied targets and told to reintegrate into civilian society.

Basically Russia’s army is a weapon which can be pointed outwards or inwards. If they’re not conquering Ukraine (and after that Poland and Finland and Berlin and down the Champs-Elysees), they’re raping and murdering random people in Russia. Which is incentive for Putin or any successor to keep it pointed outwards until some superior force physically stops them.

There was/is a cluster of roadside services in a place named Tebay in the north of England that was consistently highly rated for artisanal food, to the point that people would go there as a destination rather than just stopping if it’s on the way. Not sure if this is still the case.

They invented the balti curry

Or a neo-Nazi, or some incel who has no coherent political views but a formless rage, and knows nothing about Jews except that killing them is very edgy and would eclipse the shame of being a virgin with a vast porn collection.

It needs a name. How about “German-American Bund”?

If they have removable batteries, which you remove beforehand, that should be fine. Though make sure they’re surrounded by padding material, as checked luggage can be subject to shocks.

I would take them as carry-on myself.

Shitty person says shitty thing, film at 11

And none of the emails ended up being forwarded to the police?

Watch long enough and they will start dreaming and twitching in their dreams.

Every era gets its Molotov and Ribbentrop

Top left: wants to storm Area 51 to seek guidance from the Space Comrades, who, being an advanced spacefaring civilisation, must already have Full Communism

Bottom right: and if little baby martians come out of the UFOs…

“Here’s a link to a ChatGPT-generated article on why horses are actually reptiles”

Who?

Perfectly normal fediverse user

Balls that have their own gravitational field

Say humans, whose eyeballs have blind spots because the optic nerve needs to punch through them