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it needs plowing
Call me osha the way I’m demanding a railing
This made me laugh, thank you
So say we all.
So say WE ALL!
What’s that about someone’s wee?
Nice!
Best I can do is compost
Ah, the “no-till” approach
A candyflip and an ample bosomed woman to sit on my face?
I assure you that i never need less water. lol
My garden has to poop. Is that normal?
Oh shit I suddenly have powdery mildew. Oh is that bacterial wilt? I’m over watered. It’s too hot. Too much sun. Not the vine borers! Slugs?!
If I was like a plant, I would be dead.
This garden doesn’t know what it needs.
My garden needs chocolate and red wine I’m pretty sure
also recognize that plants take a year to grow so don’t pressure yourself to deliver results immediately
Some people are tropical rainforests, others are arid wastelands.
My garden needs less people dumping in truck loads of horse shit. I have enough fertilizer for a lifetime, thank you.
I’ve seen some pretty fussy machines, especially if the definition of “machine” includes computers …
“machine” includes computers in my definition
Tell that to my boss 😭
It needs the entire discipline of statistics to get retconned away from existence, chainsawman style
Edit: possibly before the 20th of January
My garden needs a combine harvester, fertilizer, optimized seeds, and an aeroponic vertical setup so it can be fully mechanized.
