Oh no. Anyways…

HIMS, HERS, and dating apps for days.

I genuinely thought he’d get a slight pass this season with next year being his first true hotseat season. I’ve posted this before elsewhere but…

YEAR ONE

• Inherits a team with zero depth at any position and thin at talent in the starters

• Loses WR1, forcing WR2 to step up

• So deep in cap hell the best they can do is sign 3rd stringers and warm bodies.

• New WR1 gives up on the team and takes mental health leave

• Still manages to go 7-10

YEAR TWO

• WR1 gets suspended the entire season

• Loses QB1 in the offseason and the best we can do is sign a 2nd stringer who hasn’t started a full season in his entire NFL career, and played in 18 games in the previous 3 seasons across 2 teams, injury prone with nerve damage in hand

• Still in cap hell, can only sign 2nd-3rd stringers

• Still shows flashes

• QB1 maybe kinda sorta quits on the team after being benched poor play, rookie 3rd rounder shows flashes

YEAR THREE

• First year with cap room to actually sign FAs and make vet splashes

If anything, unless AS completely shits the bed this season his job is 100% safe. If he makes the playoffs year 4 is safe.

• A belgian waffle machine that is caked in burnt dough

• The bacon is flimsy and under cooked

• Plain bagels stiff from being left out too long and a load of white break next to a toaster you have to cycle 3 times

• The kids leave a plate full of waffles floating in a pool of syrup, 4 bites taken

• Half the 4 seater tables are taken up by 1 person, with plenty of 2-seaters wide open

• Regular and decaf coffee that tastes burnt, and only powdered creamer, offers tea but it’s so picked over it’s 2-3 types of fruity chai or chamomile, green tea.

A local, small time hockey team has middle-arena ticket for $13. The price almost doubles because they use tm. $10 in cOnVeNiEnCe fees and processing and the “privilege” of using their shitty app.

Them: Keep the government out of my personal life

Also them: [screams about banning everything they’re told they shouldn’t like]

Literally everyone who wasn’t duped knows this

There were waves of people who claimed that because their guy Bernie didn’t get the nom, they threw a fit and were outright voting 3rd party instead of Biden. Of course, none of them ever went to the polls to vote in the primaries because [insert 14 different excuses]

Only 22? Should that include someone for Graphic Design?

According to all the right-wingers…Joe Biden has masterminded the murder and coverups of thousands of murder while simultaneously being the most incompetent senile sitting president in history…while Hunter Biden has all the details documented on his laptop…

When I got my P7P i had to switch back to the bar immediately and I was “navigating” out of games/apps with the gesture.

You have Palps dead-to-rights with the tip of your lightsaber mere inches from his face. What do you do?

• Extend your arm forward and saber him in the face effectively ending the reign of the Dark Lord of the Sith and saving the galaxy from impending darkness

• Monologue, then swing lightsaber back, reset stance excpecting some kind of epic killing blow

I tried switching to vivaldi on my personal PC and it gave me nothing but problems. not a fan of the layout, but more importantly Chrome-based browsers seem to give me a big problem where it puts my SSD at 100% utilization and locks the whole thing. Vivaldi locked it up a dozen times in the first hour.

So iPhone users can act like dicks because they are the in crowd when messaging each other.

They can interact with their messages in more ways than others. Direct message reactions (like, heart) and they can see the dot-dot-dot when another iPhoner was typing. I actually had a girl give me a hard time over this because she was iPhone and I’m android.

I have an eclectic taste in music

Every custom playlist is top-40 hits

There are still a few niche subs I’ll have to keep using reddit for for now

Id at least say stick to your guns. I left before the the blackout and haven’t been back since. It sucks because I’m missing GameDay threads for the Braves, and 1 or 2 niche subs I’d visit daily, but using it less is still using is.

Anytime anyone asked why, my response has always been “options”. Plain and simple.

mainly hobby and special interest subs

• r/Falcons & r/Braves

• r/DaystromInstitute for Star Trek fans,

• r/Movies, r/MoveDetails and r/FanTheories