Oh good i was about to say you couldn’t handle it if the odds weren’t even

Ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu

well at least you’re aware of one thing

Cool story, guy who believes in the Uigher Genocide (despite contradictory facts like Uighers, as with other ethnic minorities, being historically exempt from things like the One Child Policy, which, idk, you’d think wouldn’t happen if the government were interested in genocide) but in all likelihood somehow simultaneously does not believe in genocide in Palestine, despite copious evidence presented on camera

Hey it’s okay, maybe I’m wrong. I post crank shit all the time and maybe this is just more of my crank shit and you actually look really fly and totally youthful in that kick ass tan jacket <3

lmao, sure thing buddy, except for how actually literally nobody died in the fucking square. A massacre at a square where nobody actually died and, according to all sources, all fatalities actually happened nearby. It would be hilarious as a joke if so many of you fucking rubes didn’t believe in it, jesus fucking christ.

The best part is the most famous moment to crackers like you is the tank man image, where, you know, a man was famously not run over by a tank

Oh actually no, the best part is the protesters were actually protesting for more communism. They were upset about Dengist market reforms.

Im sorry homie but i would reconsider my color options in future clothing endeavors

so wait I can make a cream alternative out of like, lentils, coconut oil, sugar and corn starch??? Oh wait sunflower lecithin probably necessary as an emulsifier?

Vegans, help me out, what’s the best non dairy “cream” that’s preferably not an allergen

I just realized that even though i can’t be vegan chef until they find a new dinner cook (again) i could probably get a head start thinking of menus I’d want to do. Or learning how to actually do that in a way that makes sense and like learn about ordering and logistics related to planning those menus. I have been intending to just kinda do what the chef wants me to do and wing it until I have a solid repertoire of things i wanna make, but, I could still try to plan ahead

BUT that feels like homework I’m not paid for, even though it directly benefits me and my development as a chef…

why do liberals give a shit about the dumbest shit possible

Also tan is such an old people color. My dad wears a tan jacket. It’s very Walter White, pre breaking bad, to wear tan anything

Thanks homie

i must once again post to state that I fundamentally disagree with the one sided assertion that “cocksucker” is inherently homophobic and must remind everyone that hexbear lost the moral high ground on this when it upvoted like +100 upvotes a thread about Naomi Wu calling a guy a cocksucker. J/s. But FURTHERMORE, when you call someone a motherfucker you’re not saying they actually fuck mothers (how the fuck is that even an insult). It’s just a fucking invective! It doesn’t need to make sense! It’s not like calling someone a jackass is fucking anti donkey, get out of here with this swear word etymological policing (ACAB including word cops)

Don’t @ me over this because I will simply disagree 😔 g’night

this comment brought to you by a hexbear tagline saying um actually it’s always homophobic. LIKE STRAIGHT PEOPLE CAN’T SUCK COCK 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

though all the big players have vetoed something controversial

MUH WHATABOUTISM 😭😭😭😭

weird how only the U.S. vetoes things like “condemning fascism”

motherfucker our relationship with Israel isn’t just “selling them weapons,” without the sanction of the U.S. Israel literally would not exist

his last honest statement “nothing will fundamentally change”

Don’t forget to GET ON A ROWING MACHINE AND GET JACKED

But what’s cromulent

Hate it when i shave my stubble and can no longer use my chin hair to scratch my itchy hands

Idk if it’s a Meme but I’m still a big fan of that He Man music video set to 4 non blondes

i love the moment where Skeletor goes “Bleh!!!”

He’s wearing his long hairylegs