What are the chances that visiting Steven Hawking is the most interesting/fun thing you can do, if you could freely time travel? I’d much rather go look at dinosaurs, or visit the construction of the pyramids, or go listen to Martin Luther King Jr.'s speech.

I would counter that if you have a time machine then you literally have all the time in the world and you can do all of those things, and more.

I know that the Black Panthers have a history of protecting polls while armed, but perhaps it’s time we allow people of all colors to be armed and protecting the polls.

There’s a lot more of us than there are of ICE.

Horrible for all involved.

I’ve been the boss in this situation, and it sucks.

And a year later I was there with HR and my boss.

And a year later my boss was there with HR and his boss.

Fuck HR.

I’m not signing up with a random website to read their article but… what? “Destructively scan” books, as in they rip the book apart in order to scan it?

I mean, if they paid the the books then they can do whatever they want with them. I don’t see the problem.

It doesn’t have to be unhealthy. They do have salads and grilled chicken, and even grilled chicken salads. Of course, the healthy items are quite a bit more expensive than the unhealthy items ($3 for large fries vs $4.20 for kale salad).

Give Marjorie credit for at least figuring it out

Don’t think she didn’t know it was a grift the entire time. She got in, got hers and is now getting out so she can do the whole ‘news consultant’ gig. The only thing I’ll give her credit for is that she might just open a couple of eyes… but I don’t think she’s doing that out of a sense of service to her country, but instead it is just part of her personal rebranding.

But even then, you never know if you’re paying for higher quality, or you’re just being sold shit at a higher price.

Back in 2000 I bought a pair of North Face shoes, when they were known as being a quality outfitter company. They were amazing shoes and I would replace them about every 3 years… Then around 2012 they had completed their shift to a fashion brand and their shoes barely lasted 6 months, but still cost the same.

I’d go with the DSL option before paying Comcast anything. I swore I’d never use them again in 2004 and every place I’ve moved since one of my requirements is an ISP that isn’t Comcast. When I moved into my house I found the Comcast cable buried in my back yard and chopped it. Fuck em!

God only asks for 10%… shows you what Apple thinks of themselves.

I hope he lives long enough to stand trial once a same government reemerges. Would love to see this fucker prosecuted and standing before a firing squad.

Bikes, masked and no cell phones. Don’t give them anything.

Can you imagine that you’ve been able to evade capture for years… and then it’s Patel’s FBI that gets you?

I’m pretty sure he got his role in Fight Club for having a punchable face

It sounds like he’s a good teacher, and not a preacher. A teacher shouldn’t explicitly tell you what their political beliefs are, and for the most part I don’t see much factually wrong or contradictory with what’s been said… other than maybe that Socialism and Communism always devolve into Fascism. I think it’d be more accurate to say they devolve into Authoritarianism.

It was successful for Radiohead and Oasis, I’m sure the storks are just looking for a quick payday.

Still no way I could afford to see them.

Kinda hard to get a fetus into heaven when it was never given the chance to have water sprinkled over it.

Don’t forget the middle part where he used the US military to kill a bunch of people and kidnap her main political foe.

I believe that if I were a past recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize I would be returning it. Not the money though, because fuck 'em, I’ll keep the money.

In an unprecedented move, the US Government has ignored a treaty with a Native American tribe. Shocked.

Don’t forget that we’re going to ‘use the military on Iran’ because they are… um, cracking down on protesters.

The whole argument that the US needs to take Greenland to keep Russia or China from taking it is stupid in a world where NATO exists. Russia and China can’t take Greenland without going to war with the US and Europe. If the US takes Greenland then all that’s stopping Russia or China from taking it from the US is going to war with the US.

I hate how much trump lies about everything, but I REALLY hate how stupid he thinks everyone is. And I ESPECIALLY hate how he’s right about how stupid most people are.