Go there on monday, presenting as male, grab free pint, leave.

I admit the ambiguity of cap I and lower l gets lost but the wording is exactly what id expect in one of his rants on last week tonight.

That text shoul be read/performed by John Oliver.

Please get help in having a more positive lookout to life. Be it therapy, a new and (hopefully) fulfilling hobby, philosophy, anything. And, on the other side of the same problem: try getting rid of habits that make you unhappy. Otherwise you are going to spiral downward.

WYM, warned? Warnings are used for bad things.

I want sushi!

We have sushi at home.

Yea, its nice and all, but have you ever got your back scratched?

Do they really need healing?

¿Y si no vivo en ninguno de ellos?

Wait, there are good guys?

So the goal is creating a completely destroyed human being. No resocialisation or anything?

Ah, hidden in the sharing options. Thank you!

TIL that is possible on my device. Thank you!

Die Wand neben dem Heizkörper sieht nicht mehr weiß aus, weil das verrostete Wasser die Wand verfärbt hat.

Ich würde denken, da muss schnellstens jemand vom Fach ran, bevor dir die Bude wegschimmelt.

Hä? Blitzer rein und die Kommune hat wieder Geld. Der Rückbau erschließt sich mir nicht.

Now I don’t know their english name but maybe do not forage this kind of mushroom…

Not fiction, but holy fuck, it was eye opening: Humankind, by Rutger Bregman.

Rice is rice (na naah naah na na)

It is fantasy but if you like hillarious and (in part) absurd stuff, read anything by Terry Pratchett. I personally would recommend starting with “Guards! Guards!”. Be aware that there are over 30 books by him out there. There are multiple guides on which to read first to get the best start.

Most agree that it is not the best idea to start with the book he wrote first.

NEVER put lemon juice in an omelette. Absolutely disgusting. Once tried it, not following any recipe. Never again.