*cokes don’t explode for 6 hours
“See? They say it couldn’t be done, but I did it and we’ve got colder Cokes than ever before!”
*Cokes explode 2 hours later
“The corrupt Biden policies have allowed radical antifa terrorists to destroy my cokes. The freezer should have never been that cold.”











Every CEO sees the success of steam and thinks “well, how hard can it be to make a video game? I know how it works, just jangle some keys in front of them and the money will come rolling in!”