Why is there an orange stuck to that woman’s ass?

I swear they also load some sort of forced obsolescence program into them too…

That’s a BS fake picture if it’s not a tesla.

An Indian guy or a barely functional senior citizen who had brain damage from a parasitic worm.

Hmmm…

Can I phone a friend?

But, I don’t want to smudge my screen. /s

I wonder…

How many pagers can you fit into a 747?

What if… Now hear me out… What if our lack of time recognition is due to some ancestors that were immortal, like vampires or something–and at some point the immortality gene just disappeared, like due to Mendelian genetics or something.

TBF, they chose the new pope like it was a lightning round

It might be by locale. I live a couple blocks from a high school and I’m seeing the opposite. Kids are wearing baggier and baggier jeans, some even near JNCO style.

Meme:

why did boys stop wearing jeans like this??

My answer:

I just saw a high schooler wearing black ones when grabbing something to eat at the store.

(I.E. They are still wearing them, and in different colors)

*that look when someone catches you checking yourself out in the mirror

Freudian autocorrect?

Wasn’t Superman’s cape made from the blanket he was swaddled in?

I just saw a high schooler wearing black ones when grabbing something to eat at the store.

Hmm…

It still needs some raisins.

Where’s the crushed cheeto dusting? The Trump sammich isn’t official without the cheeto dusting.

Ugh! FINE!

Hand me a scalpel then.

It’s a hot tub on wheels

Toss a vibrator as a distraction.

Why is the right frog eating the left frog’s cheek?