GeckoChamber [he/him]

I’ve been thinking this a lot lately

I read some internet liberals’ responses to the events (which I do not recommend doing), and it’s an interesting contrast between “wow there wasn’t even a WMD lie this time”, and “well Maduro was an evil dictator though”

Big Ass going down is a recession indicator

Might start doing the weird New York chauvinism, but about my apartment instead. Where else in the whole world could you drink a nice cup of tea, put on some boot socks for warmth, and jack off?

This genuinely got me for an embarrassingly long moment

5/10 see me after next sectarianism class

It’s so cool how they both designed and programmed the Windows multiple keyboard layout functionality wrong, as a joke, I assume

Saw a trailer for some YA fantasy movie, and the central (only?) line of dialogue was “you must quest to the sea of monsters”. Surely the film must have a less generic line in there somewhere

I am currently drinking tea with a fork

The recent events are a staged diversion to distract you from the fact that Santa Claus’ name was all over the Epstein Files, follow the cookies

Very funny that they tried to imply that the Order of the Cross of Liberty medals having a swastika somehow proves they are non-political when those medals were literally given to both Himmler and Göring

Here’s how you can make Passive Income from gift exchange events (birthdays, white elephant parties, office pre-christmas parties, etc.)

On a line from Overwatch to Dota 2, it’s like 65 % of the way towards Dota, tragically

I’m thinking 4 to 8 matches of Deadlock per day

MFW I go to the No Loads Refused Pimped Out Cumdump Event and see this sign

I hate it when I tell the people in the stagecoach I’m robbing to put their baubles in the bag, and then when I get to the hideout and check the bag, it’s halfway full of trinkets instead. If I wanted both trinkets and baubles I would have said so, feels like I spend more time sorting this shit than actually robbing

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They are already laying the foundation for their own Stab-in-the-back myth

If one of you happens to be the owner of the hardware store I buy Lao Gan Ma from, please restock it, I’m close to running out

I think that when they remove a name from one of those Victims of Communism monuments because it turns out the person was the bad kind of nazi, they should be forced to put that name on another monument across the street. Maybe call it something like “Gotta Hand It To You On This One of Communism” monument