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Yesterday i taught my niece the ‘I’ll do it next year’ joke (i.e. on dec 31 someone asks you to do something and you reply 'Ill do it next year" everyone laughs). Today I asked her to do something and she said she’ll do it next year. Got me good.
2026 was even worse than all my previous life years which already sucked the life out of me. I am so glad it is over and I am sure the magical transformation I was waiting for will happen in 2027. It will be the death of capitalism and everyone will be nice and full of love. It is a load off my weight. I am freely final now.
From your lips to God’s ears
Capt’n, we’re halfway through 2028
This genuinely got me for an embarrassingly long moment
The hottest year on record…
… so far.
It’s still 2020 no one can tell me otherwise. Longest year on record.
