*Yoke

I’m all for disaster relief, but how does “please give us money to pay for this problem so that we can ‘assume full responsibility’ for this problem” make any sense?

Animal control is really funny if you like parks and rec style comedy and don’t hate Joel McHale too much. It’s leaving Hulu in 12 days though.

I tried to watch mid century modern, but it has a fucking laugh track and I ran out of patience for that a few decades ago.

Genuinely surprised this is the onion.

I agree for the most part. I just have a special relationship with the oven timer.

I had to trash mine after the rats decided they were a good place to piss.

I always let the oven timer beep a few times, even if I’m standing right there, so it doesn’t feel frustrated that it’s not serving its purpose.

It’s a set of qualities (small, eyes too big for head, head too big for body, or an approximation of such in non animal objects) that evokes an emotional response (affectionate, protective, nurturing) which is an evolutionary development that prevents us from eating our succulent babies.

Bread and butter or GET THE FUCK OUT.

I had two placed in the US- miserable.

Then I got one in Canada, where, get this- THEY COME IN DIFFERENT SIZES. And they gave me Percocet and Valium beforehand and had me come in to take them the appropriate amount of time before the procedure so the medication would be at peak strength as it was happening. AND I got a juice box after.

Also ENT: What if decon gel had feelings.

I dry stuff inside on a rack like this. I’ve got a yard, but that yard is full of birds who like to sit and shit on my clean clothes.

Sheets and towels go in the dryer though.

A hotter, hornier version of me…?

Fuck James Comey. He enabled the orange twatwaffle every chance he got in the name of A Higher Loyalty ^TM Now he’s on fucking instagram shit posting vague threats like he’s 14 and this is deep? He just wants attention so he can sell his trashy crime novels. Fuck you James.

Maybe California should stop funding the feds.

This was five months ago. The MPs haka sparked national protest and a nine day march against the Treaty Principles Bill, which did not pass. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_Principles_Bill

She got a mini me 😻

My cat chose to move in with me after being feral. She still spends the day outdoors, comes home for dinner, couch sleeping and breakfast.

She is taken to the vet against her will for vaccinations etc, but that’s really the only loss of autonomy she has.

But like 12% derpy.