May your journey through this update be smooth. And thank you.

Even with sketchy knowledge about biology, if that, insect decline scares the living crap out of me.

That’s not Wanksy (although he is a wanker). This is wanksy

Every time you smoke a cigarette you lose 6 minutes of your life, and they give it to Keith Richards.

I’d be shocked if somebody produce evidence showing that for once Boris behaved with integrity and to a high ethical standard.

Nah, I just don’t understand idiots.

I asked a fairly simple question to tomtits. Quite why you felt the urge to inject your thoughts as a response, going as far as explaining what tomtitis said on their behalf, is rather baffling. Jog on, will you.

Do you mean flag waving is always about racism?

Thanks for an interesting answer. It baffles me that you are being downvoted.

Biscuits have nothing to prove, they are superior.

As a wise meme I saw the other day stated, worrying about things works: 95% of the things I worry about never happen!

Shrinkflation annoys me deeply, and even more so when they try to hide. Which would be most cases. Package looks the same, volume is conveniently where you don’t notice it, the price might be only slightly higher, but you get 20% less.

I had a brutally busy week at work. To make things worse, I needed to travel for a conference on Sunday, so I got only half a weekend. Sigh.

No doughnuts here, strictly tea and biscuits.

Never mind gooning, I worry that the art of mooning is on the way out and will be lost.

GOOD TO KNOW!

Few people know that the IKEA floor planner is a physicist who has access to additional dimensions.

Perhaps one of the Thames Water executives could join him for a swim, just to show the natural beauty of the rivers they are the guardians of.

That’s a lot of wasted green if they don’t play golf.

Water is not cold if it’s liquid!