By how well known the word is by the people I speak to. English is usually not an issue. Germans speak english quite well. Languages’ Common phrases like yes, no, thank you are also often known. So I pronounce these as a native speaker would.

When ordering food? It’s a fine line when I don’t speak the language myself. I.E. ordering spanish couisine but not knowing spanish. I try not to butcher the pronunciation, but trying to lean into it would feel pretentious and awkward to me.

yes. The fur looks odd, to uniform

Easy fix: call a fax machine with your phone :D

don’t ask me how I know…

Schickes Ding!

Huiuiui, Krebsrot. Da hat wohl jemand die Sonnencreme vergessen.

Oh nein, ist er/sie/es auch auf einer Insel gestrandet?

With the monitor. otherwise you’d have to ship GPUs with a variety of cables, without knowing which and how many of the type the user actually needs, and which are just e-waste

Du und ich beide, Bruder. Du und ich

nonono, I want to see that tropical kebab pizza

German here. The Germans you describe seem fairly normal. Air quality > temperature

I don’t remember the top character, but all the others were among my favourites :3

Runterwählen weil auf dem Bild nicht Bernd das Brot abgebildet ist

Oh. God. What a terrible day to have eyes

Are y’all even real?

I feel real, therefore I am.

What if y’all are just part of the program to torture me?

I am way to cautious not to hurt ppl’s feelings, and I am not scheming over a kettle of ominous green bubbling liquid, as was promised in cartoons of my youth. So no. I don’t think so. And if, major let down! I demand my witch gown. God? Nietzsche? Anyone?!

I could go on arguing against your worries/ answer your questions but I used to ask myself very similar questions before therapy. Seems to be a somewhat common thing, so you are not alone in this. Feel hugged or given an affirming nod, if you like. All I can say is that it doesn’t matter. If we were a thousand disembodied brains floating in space, dreaming, it wouldn’t change that we percieve this to be our reality, in which we can make positive changes to our lives. So it doesn’t matter. I hope you’ll feel a little better soon.

Braucht er nicht, er ist reich an Gluten und Kohlenhydrate.

This is the HBO Chill Out Lounge. You may not leave.

That’s correct! Now excuse me, mum says I better get up or be late.

I have been born

I haven’t died yet

Mir geh’n auf die Worfn!