Most of the time I’m not in my dreams. Except for the recurring drowning nightmare.

Or you never set and started it.

Oh wait, that’s 10:10 because it makes the watch look smiley.

Nvm.

And yet somehow God is real…

Someone having an otherwise really bad day is going to send your soul to the Good Place

5,500. A fun one

Mythical or not, how creatures or people are portrayed in media often has very little to do with how they actually are. Or especially how one acts towards an individual, such as you. As long as it’s not leading you into doing something dangerous, or withdrawing from reality, your version/interpretation is just as valid as the stories someone else dreamed up.

Yeah that’s what I thought… In the 1970s.

I’m sorry to say it’s not going as well as I’d hoped.

Oh well in that case! Donate platelets, it’s a 2 hour nap!

I’d say it’s pretty hard for a woman to both have enough experience to be taken seriously as a candidate and simultaneously have no past baggage or party agenda.

And I don’t think most male candidates are held to that standard, either.

The misogyny is palpable. In the country as a whole.

Oy, you need that blood yourself right now! You’re making a whole person from scratch. While running after the first batch! And expecting a blood loss event, even when all goes well. Which, ✨✨✨good witchery it will.

You can probably ask them to put a note in your file to defer calling you until the baby is safely delivered and you’ve had a few months to recover. And have them take you off the platelet list, because your schedule isn’t going to be any less hectic. There’s plenty of ways they can use whole blood, like for trauma or surgery or hemorrhage. So the cancer ward’s loss is emergency’s gain.

I give a regular pint of whole blood (A+, CMV-) because the anticoagulant for platelets makes me ill. And I sign up for the next appointment on my way out, so they don’t call except to remind me.

You probably type too fast for the old typewriters and don’t hit hard enough, but you’d adapt. And don’t forget the carriage return!

Trump is directly responsible for Kavanaugh, Barret, and Gorsuch. That alone has been destructive already and will reap us tragic consequences for decades to come. Would Hillary have signed the ERA and gotten the right to bodily autonomy written into the law so it couldn’t be “reinterpreted” away? Maybe. But she wouldn’t have set attack dogs after it, and after trans people and immigrants.

Bien sûr. Elle est Frankie, après tout.

Well done you!

The filling and sterile-sealing process in the factory is just as bad, so we already drank a bunch of microplastics the first time. At my age I’m mostly plastics, insecticides, lead and asbestos. When the alien bug people come, feed me to them first, maybe they’ll die.

That’s not true of most schools or most rains. I not only grew up in SoCal I also taught here, and only got two “rain days” in that entire time.

The bottles are very sturdy and even survive my dishwasher, although sometimes the rim/lid connection is a little wobbly afterwards. I don’t care, because at that point it’s only water, sunshine will dry it. If you just fill it with fresh water without washing, the water has a hint of the old flavor which can be nice too.

Or stevia-and-monkfruit water if it’s Zero Sugar, with an assortment of vitamins listed as ingredients.

No it’s a jacket and umbrella.

Well of course it’s not, there’s no excuse. Gaetz is a predator who exploited and raped her, full stop.