That is not true. Quantum immortality does not mean you will live forever. It means that whenever there’s a non-zero chance of surviving something, you will do so. At one point you will die in all conceivable universes, at which point your consciousness is finally gone.

The beauty industry hates this one trick to stop skin from aging.

You should definitely bring back the gongs.

You can always vote date third party. How’s a kiss from Bernie sound?

They can be enemy drones, too.

Ok but did you try banging it from the top two three times.

White goes straight for the ICBM.

Ja klar. Der Kollege meinte doch die Holzklotzhereins.

But the end-of-quarter bonus is still on the table, right?

True, but building the image is not the same as deploying to production.

Aiming for a future in IT security, I find this branch of computer science somewhat ironic. You basically work to make your future work harder, i.e. you make things more secure, making your job of finding vulnerabilities even more difficult. Still a sucker for it, though

We need an open source smart tag. I recently researched how the landscape has changed and, as an android user, still nothing good in available. I’m not sure if I remember right, but Google’s find my device was supposed to be open source or at least open spec? Might be worth looking into how easy it would be to code a lil firmware for this network myself. As much as I’d love a tag for things I cannot lose, the current options are throwing money away for no actual useful tracking (Samsung), forfeit your privacy (Tile, perhaps others), sell your soul (Apple).

For Android, CalcES. It’s modelled after the Casio scientific calculators, so if you’ve ever used those, the app will come naturally to you. Absolute must-have if you want to calculate anything complicated on your phone.

Nur noch eine Spur Brudi. Nie wieder stau. Schwör.

I experienced a shock watching my much younger cousin play mobile games on his phone. It’s just constant unskippable ads next to all the banners. Back when I was young, mobile games were actually playable and ads were at most a voluntary option to get some in-game currency. In general, though, I have grown so accustomed to my Pi-hole (+ automatically connecting to a VPN when I leave my house so Pi-hole is always there) that I’ve either forgotten what life without it was like or completely missed the downfall of the modern internet.

You have to double tap to play it.

How else would my 5G microchips be powered.

I’d argue the recessed nature of a type F socket and the guides on the sides are much better suited for aiding those people.

It’s even almost the least safe. Topped only by type A.

Also called a fire and electrocution hazard.