I say all candidates get exactly 10 days to make their case to be president with only a $10000 budget and a preselected film crew to do it. We all just sit at home and watch the poorly written reality tv show that it is and cast our votes throughout the campaign Survivor style. Anyone can run, last one standing gets to be president until next season.

What a great idea! He’s most disabled one of the bunch, with that poor little ear and all

Not sure I’d trust Google with any kind of Internet security and privacy

But that one is a special kind of crooked

The crooked third caption may cause mental distress

This is SOP in certain places

Yeaahh . . . they be fuckin

Literally me rn

Dont they call this being Turing complete, where the game itself is capable of doing the math to make itself

I think maybe this whole ‘political’ vs ‘not political’ thing is where we’re getting stuck.

I would argue that at least my part in this thread hasn’t been political at all, but instead a rather simple comment on the character of the two candidates. I’m more concerned with how they conduct themselves as people, not the policies they push as politicians. This is more a question of ethics and morality on human to human level. Your pointing out the ethics of genocide and capitalism. Which are great and completely valid points, but they’re also large nebulous concepts that can rarely ever land fully on the shoulders of one person. Kinda outside the scope of my original comment.

I haven’t brought up any specific details of eithers presidency because I have no meaningful opinions on that front. However, the simple fact that one of them has literally on multiple occasions outright glorified raping women and the other won’t pardon his own son of a serious crime is more than enough for me to put them on completely different shit podiums.

Not at all, I just disagree with you politically.

Kinda hard to know if that’s true considering I still haven’t stated any political opinions. However, since that’s clearly what you want, I think practically every politician (or anyone in a significant position of power) on the planet is a massive fucking tool barely deserving of the title of human, not exactly what I’d call idealism. Trump and Biden may both fit this description, but I’m still not naive enough to put them together on the podium of shitty human beings.

I wonder what he transports that’s Not Safe Work

The unscheduled high-velocity ear piercing deflated his head a bit

I think you might have a somewhat warped understanding of what the office of President actually is. Sure it has tremendous influence over the higher branches of the federal government and therefore the nation, and to a lesser extent the world. But, the office is hardly all powerful or even particularly capable of making all the decisions. The President can never be wholly to blame for all the bad things happening in the world, as much as we’d all like too.

Also, at no point have I actually argued that either one of our favorite culturally relevant old guys is good or bad. I only ever hinted at the inherent intent behind their actions and words, and questioned the soundness of electing someone that takes perverse joy in proving that he’s an overcooked cunt. Biden at the very least tries to mumble his way to kindness.

Not sure I would ever describe Biden’s behavior as malicious, unless ofc I missed something. Trump, on the other hand, is almost always verbally attacking someone else or otherwise sowing dissent. Kinda the definition of malicious intent.

Because his behavior continually aligns with such labels

So he’s old and maybe doesn’t know what’s going on anymore, what a surprise. Maybe don’t elect yet another one that has repeatedly proven themselves to be a blathering idiot AND malicious.

Wouldn’t the majority, in their silence, by definition have an unknowable political opinion

Wait, I almost forgot, logic isn’t their strong suit

Hey, maybe we’ll all finally get to go to space.

As slaves under a fascist regime, but that’s just minor details

Foot fetishists are gonna love this one