I think infidelity varies, but one thing doesn’t: people who cheat and have zero remorse are not trustworthy.

You may have had a crush, but it sounds like you got lucky by missing out.

But do they have the tramp stamp too? I heard that’s the only real way to show your loyalty.

Get yourself an Aztec death whistle and just blow as hard as you can all of the sudden. They’ll go away.

You did it!

This bomb is only for the baddies!

It wasn’t at gunpoint… Or was it?

How to bake…white genocide?

No no, not that again.

That looks good, can I have some?

The chrome off a trailer hitch

I prefer Canine Murderer Barbie, myself. Maybe Gravel Pit Executioner Barbie.

This is what reminds you: we are bugs on this planet.

Came down intact…sounds like a high quality munition.

He needs to make jobs for those South African immigrants.

This man is my kin. I have lots of random stuff I’ve hung onto. Then again, it’s also why I can fabricate all manner of fix for a random problem.

Since we’re renaming all the things, perhaps it should now be called Trump’s town. All of his true patriot followers can rebuild and prove how grand of a society they can have.

That’s true, but you know he’ll still call some kind of bullshit victory over the deep state while doing absolutely nothing. His followers will lap it up like a starving dog and nothing will come of it. Any highlight of it will just be cast as left-wing-news or more evidence of the deep state at work.

::::::::: All of my colons check out, jokes on you! ::::::::::::

She was accidentally deported to El Salvador and is in a maximum security prison. He wants to help, but what can he do?

You are correct, they are serious fuckheads.

I think if we all try, we can collectively forget all about it again.