Shocked. Cannot believe it.

If you rape kids your life should be destroyed though

Cool kids only, no squares

Switch II next let’s fucking gooooo

They all died unfortunately so I planted 5 more and killed 4 in a freak accident 🥲 so I have one left but she’s looking pretty good, up to my knees!

Jeeze those look great! I think I remember you saying you don’t smoke flower, at least not much? But do you ever smoke your hash? I fell in love with it after my last harvest, I’ve been looking forward to it ever since 😂 I might even get one of those hash machines like you’ve got, bubble bags are miraculous don’t get me wrong but it sucks using them

I’ve been having a rough year too but that plant looks great! Good to see your luck turning around

No but I did when my mom got remarried

Probably still is

What are “billionaires”?

Me, a self-employment enjoyer:

Oh Mr. Kirk… I’m as upset as you to learn of Dexter’s truancy, but surely expulsion is not the answer!

When I got married I spent like $700

Jesus Christ what a horrible idea

Idk if I’d want to smoke penny joints

Most of my hobbies include fucking off into the wilderness for days at a time

Goat with duck as honorable mention, lobster is trash I don’t eat anything out of the sea.

1861 it’s sweet except for when it’s not

Or as I’ve been calling it… SCrOTUS

Israelis have been downpressing the Palestinians for as long as there have been Israelis and Palestinians

Birds are reptiles