Revealed: UK’s multibillion AI drive is built on ‘phantom investments’

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/mar/09/revealed-uks-multibillion-ai-drive-is-built-on-phantom-investments

Experimenting further, I made a 14-minute version of this, but then I discovered that the music I had pulled from my collection is not licensed for remixing, so I need to redo the ambiance.

Hypothesis: When he wrote Surreal Numbers, Knuth was a poet and thus unknowingly of the Devil’s party.

We really need to work harder at poisoning the training data for math problems.

My generous statement: Knuth, being a scientist, is used to an “adversary” that plays fair. As we have known for decades, a scientist can be tricked in situations that a magician will see through. This applies all the more now with the Sycophancy Engines, which make mathematics into a casino vacation. Just one more prompt, bro. Just one more prompt.

My less generous statement: Knuth is almost 90 years old. Sure, age doesn’t imply a person will become a doddering fool, but people do tend to slow down, to have less energy and more need to spend it managing their health. “Thinking about a problem for a few weeks” counts for less in a situation like that.

My extremely ungenerous statement: Hey, remember when Michael Atiyah claimed to have proved the Riemann hypothesis in 2018? And the community reaction was a pained, “Atiyah is one of the great mathematicians… of the 20th century.”

I know I’ve said somewhere on here before that “Harry Potter for pop science nerds” is fanfiction on easy mode, but I’ll stand by it.

Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?

You can’t build a fandom full of that many fucked-up people without some of them getting horny in a fucked-up way.

Edit to add: example of a non-erotic fanfic https://archiveofourown.org/works/73396436

That header pic sure takes me back

Felicitations!

(“A job,” Blake thinks. “I need to find one of those.”)

From the replies:

But every man under the age of 30 that I’ve ever met at Lighthaven, that I’ve had the opportunity to speak with privately, has completely and totally integrated IQ differences into their ontology.

The entirety of Lighthaven needs locker insertion

I would also not put my finger on those microscope slides

womp, and wait for it, womp

Do you want Tylers Durden? Because this is how you get Tylers Durden.

Train your chatbot on TV Tropes, and the password will always be swordfish.

The post names Joscha Bach as someone Aella tried to exclude.

You do not under any circumstances have to hand it to Aella

“Yes, I am hammering myself in the balls. But maybe its worth it?”

It’s someone who learned to stop worrying and love the Bomb.

The phrase “ambient AI listening in our hospital” makes me hear the “Dies Irae” in my head.

A longread on AI greenwashing begins thusly:

The expansion of data centres - which is driven in large part by AI growth - is creating a shocking new demand for fossil fuels. The tech companies driving AI expansion try to downplay AI’s proven climate impacts by claiming that AI will eventually help solve climate change. Our analysis of these claims suggests that rather than relying on credible and substantiated data, these companies are writing themselves a blank cheque to pollute on the empty promise of future salvation. While the current negative effects of AI on the climate are clear, proven and growing, the promise of large-scale solutions is often based on wishful thinking, and almost always presented with scant evidence.

(Via.)