I wasn’t able to remove the speaker cover hiding the manual release cable on those stupid wing doors the model x has. I was not panicking while trying to escape a battery fire. Handleless doors should be illegal.

The Castle of Ahhhhhh

I once made test users who were all named John Smith in different languages. I learned that basically every name is a variant of John.

Mostly a 4 the past couple weeks

Then I feel bad when the driver is an older person with a kind demeanor

This made my day better, thanks!

I read “regenbogen” and thought “heh, Reagan bogan” and now I’m on the toilet trying to do an impression of Reagan with Australian accent.

Dumb ass cop is holding the gravity fed paintball gun sideways

Nah, they had it right

They come waddling back. They always do.

Owl is blinking out of sync like she just woke up

Lol I can’t even spell my own language

Why was stabbing the top of the head so popular?

Though he aught to have picked a tougher word.

Oh hi Mark

Do all the 19 year old Michiganders who drive to Toronto to drink mean nothing to you?

This makes sense because establishing a beachhead on Iwo Jima and managing a rowdy crowd are similar skills

Por que no los dos?

“Ripped up like a douche” - my friends in high school

Here’s a 20 year old album about it (it’s really cool that my favorite band is called ISIS. It’s neat how they broke up in 2010 but I still can only wear the merch at home)