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    2 months ago

    As someone who has cut down dead trees, what was his plan? “This way, it can fall in any direction and it’ll go fine” ?! So much extra work too, and with an axe! I’m not surprised at all it finally fell the way it did.
















  • Hmm. Are you asking in good faith, or to dogpile? Anyway, sure; I can explain why.

    The Gruesome - clickbait because “if it bleeds it leads.”
    Story - words like “story” are often plainly false when the article is a tiny blurb or fluff piece. Thankfully, this article is an actual story. But remember, it’s still bait.
    of How - clickbait because it asks a question it doesn’t answer, baiting the headline-reader to click.
    Neuralink’s Monkeys - oh, another Elon Musk altar. The press can’t get enough of Musk.
    Actually Died - more bleeding leading.

    Headlines can just be content, rather than a tease. This article title intentionally relays no new info.













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