It’s Just money, though!
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e̶t̶t̶y̶b̶l̶a̶t̶a̶n̶t̶@lemmy.worldtoHacker News@lemmy.bestiver.se•FBI Director Waived Polygraph Security Screening for Three Senior StaffEnglish
10·vor 2 MonatenWell that’s ridiculous! Next you’ll tell me he also waived the uniform mood ring requirement! Preposterous. Well, I guess if he asked a magic eight ball what to do about the polygraph screening, and it said not to give them to senior staff, then that’s just science and we need to trust science.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•United argues 'window seat' does not mean 'seat with a window'English
11·vor 2 Monaten
You have to pay about $70 more to pick your seat (and that wouldn’t guarantee a window available in the first place).
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Futurama @lemmy.world•Favourite Leela line?English
38·vor 2 MonatenBurn on that old crew. The only things they did better than us were suck and die.
I don’t have this relationship with porn but have been addicted to other things. I have found some success in this method:
I tell myself “ok, I can do bad habit in three hours, and I promise myself I won’t feel bad if I do.” and then in three hours, if I can, I just tell myself the same thing over again, and put it off for three more hours. If I buckle, I don’t kick the shit out of myself, and I’ve found that I can make it a whole day if I bargain with myself based on time. If I’m going to do bad habit in three hours, I can think about other things until the three hours is up. And no matter what, setting a small goal (just three measly hours, what’s that to me if I can do bad habit as much as I want when it’s done?) and accomplishing it gives me a different form of reward.
Idk, it doesn’t always work, but when I was trying to fast for health/personal care it really helped me not eat until my “shift” was up.
It doesn’t have to be three hours, it could be 30 minutes, or “when I’m done doing other activity” or something similar. Small goals that are possible to attain.
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Dull Men's Club@lemmy.world•My kid felt that my arm should not be unadorned
21·vor 4 MonatenAs a 38yr old artist person, I would like to thank you for reminding me of my own father letting me draw all over his arms when I was much younger. I can’t speak for your kids, but I remember my gratitude at the time (which I would recognize later) that my dad was letting me do something otherwise not ok for the sake of silliness and love.
Not to get all serious about it. But I hope you do cherish this, in the off chance your kids remember the love!
Edit: “in the off chance” I meant as “I don’t know what kids are into these days I feel old!!”
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United States | News & Politics@lemmy.ml•Holocaust museum LA retracts their recent statement saying "Never again can't only mean never again for Jews" to support the Israeli Holocaust of Palestinians
131·vor 4 MonatenThe language in this is almost hilarious in just how hard they’re trying to throw someone under the bus. This was something they thought of, and pre-planned what, before the genocide? And then they have taken actions internally and fired so-and-so for it because it was all their fault!? Gosh, what a pickle!
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Armed drones to be deployed at schools to stop mass shootersEnglish
12·vor 4 MonatenDo not accept perfection as an enemy of progress!
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•that's a sunday night
15·vor 5 MonatenI took that to be an actual cup of coffee, in addition to the wine. So you don’t pass out before you can really speak your mind.
My ex asked someone in Mass one time where she thought a good place to go for a drink was, and she said “Bar Noir”, but pronounced it “bah no ah”. He thought she said "Bar; ‘No R’ " and took it to be a play on the local accent and told her how clever it was. She just replied, angrily, “YOU’RE BEING AN ASSHOLE.”
“Bah, no AH!” or "you’re being an asshole " is still a common response when someone asks where to go and nobody has anywhere in mind.
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News@lemmy.world•Trump executive order gives politicians control over all federal grants, alarming researchers
14·vor 5 Monaten“I used to fuck children. I still do, but I used to, too.”
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News@lemmy.world•Lucasfilm and Disney settle with actor Gina Carano following her firing from 'The Mandalorian'
17·vor 5 Monatenwe look forward to identifying opportunities to work together with Ms. Carano in the near future.
I thought words like “identifying” are considered hate speech to these trogs
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Have you ever cheated on a test?
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I have a hotcat picture too!

This was during a freak 100°F heat wave in the PNW recently. I don’t have aircon so it was a rough weekend, but she found a way to relax through it!
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memes@lemmy.world•I will step on your neck if you come between me and the box of kids pull-ups I was sent here for
2·vor 7 MonatenI definitely go in with a purpose, and with a paper list that I hold clenched in my claws like it’s the last good thing I will ever hold.
If I don’t do that, I will go in to grab the one thing I need, but will become distracted seeing things I do need, but not as much as the one thing. After amassing an armful of kinda-needed-items, I will check myself out and go home, where I immediately remember I did not grab the one thing I needed.
It’s stressful as all get-out, and made so much worse by increasing costs. My face hurts when I am shopping because I can’t stop grimacing lol
Jesus actually wrote a book! I got it, he signed it. His cursive is really becoming











I’ve thought about it, and I’m fairly certain that time travelers had to call it quits and agree worldwide to stop it. Like, every outcome was worse than the last. . And, that means that our current trajectory is somehow the least destructive.