Q: Are you with the CIA?
A: not at the moment but the CIA will inevitably replace me at some point.

Checks out.

You forgot to include an advertisement despite paying for the subscription service.

I did not consent to this.

Wow, I thought this was a joke.

Corpos gonna corpo.

I’m fascinated how similar they are to each other in the lower right panel.

I want AI to do my chores not play my games.

I had the “I” and “L” mixed up on my keyboard for years after I did a thorough cleaning.

There was a point where you could’ve not shared this information. I could be presently living in a world where I had not read this

But, but over 3 billion devices run Java!

Our latest operating system will help protect you from everyone except me!

I’ve always thought these are such beautiful and unique-looking plants.

Having a kid can be selfish.

The law comes from the divine right of kings, silly. The king can’t break the law.

Alas, the Constitution does little to protect against incompetent voters who refuse to act to protect their democracy.

We got a puppy so it’s definitely been my top one, plus of course the dystopian state of the world.

Current article title:

Steam Replay is live and notes only 14% “of playtime spent by all Steam users” was for 2025 releases

Hell yeah. 128 MB of it, courtesy of my wireless router.

With a positive expected value, in theory, so long as we’re able to sustain growth forever.

At some point it’s pretty much the whole country. That’s a sad display right there.