@Jayjader @carlitoscohones

I’m sure Candy Crush will come pre-installed.

@blakestacey @techtakes

“"I do shoot myself in the foot from time to time, but at least you know it is genuine, not from the PR department,””

He is the PR department.

@YouKnowWhoTheFuckIAM

This post is the worst Burma Shave roadside ad ever.

@dgerard

I’m sure deciding who to seat next to whom at dinner for optimal conversation must have been exciting.

@Shitgenstein1 @sneerclub

Might have got him some large cash donations.

@Soyweiser @BlueMonday1984

Same. Some days are worse than others: a couple groups I follow, maybe a person I follow, then 17 ads or random pages or groups. Then 2 or 3 I follow, etc.

Often the posts from people/groups I follow are days or a week old and I’ve seen them many times but never clicked on them.

@froztbyte @techtakes

YC: Where The “Technology” Is Just The Bait

@Architeuthis

" buys online from Russia"

but why

(I know why)

@maol @sneerclub

You can’t see it but he has a biscuit balanced on his nose.

@slopjockey

Maybe if Eggsy’s balls hadn’t dropped and he was raised by a billionaire.

I can’t put my finger on it exactly but the pictures of them give me the impression that they’ve never actually had sex.

@antifuchs

Ah, that explains it. I wonder which one they live in.

Actually it’s probably the York one because “Valley Forge" by Philadelphia apparently isn’t really a town in its own right.

@antifuchs

50 miles, not 100 miles.

25 miles each way is not that big of a deal. In college I spent six months commuting 40 minutes each way (traffic gods willing it wouldn’t be longer) from 31st street to Springhouse, PA.

Valley Forge is definitely at the limits of what I’d put up with though, unless there’s good train service.

@Ragnarok314159

Sir… sir… SIR. I’ll have you know that I, too, have seen laminar flow in the stream from a faucet. I’ll not have my qualifications dismissed so haughtily.

@dgerard

I contacted the reporter via her website, to ask what motivated the story when the Guardian just wrote about them last year, and if the couple’s PR rep (who I assume exists) had instigated it.

I don’t really expect to hear back but it sure would be interesting to know.

@Kata1yst

Not really? It’s just the Philadelphia suburbs. 14 miles northwest of where I saw Fishbone and Primus.

Pennsylvania gets a looooot more Pennsyl-tucky than that.

@Amoeba_Girl

Guardian failed the “don’t promote these specific cunts for 14 months challenge”

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2023/apr/20/pro-natalism-babies-global-population-genetics

@harrys_balzac

Posts there are expired and deleted over time, so unless someone’s made an effort to archive them, they’re gone.

Of course, the AI people could hoover up new horrible posts.

@dumbass @db0

I suppose we should be glad that they aren’t training on old 4chan/8chan posts.

@sinedpick

I wonder how many of those 30k were LLM-generated.

@froztbyte

Someone should sell a grass footrest for under your desk. With a little grow light.