The problem isn’t (just) that this might hurt would-be theives. It’s that it harms indiscriminately for anyone that tries to lift the item. There are any number of reasons that someone may legally and in good faith try to lift your cooler. Including but not limited to:
-Your cooler fell off your boat, and someone was retrieving it for you.
-Someone thought you stole their cooler and they were lifting it up to look for identifying marks or a name/label/sticker to verify.
-They were a guest that you forgot to warn or who forgot the warning.
-They’re a law enforcement officer preforming a warranted search of your boat.
-They’re a first responder trying to move the cooler to make space to resuscitate someone.
And even if none of that were the case, defense of property must be reasonable and proportional, and never outways human life. Injuries like this can leave someone with permanent impairment to the use of and feeling in their hands. It can also be a serious risk of infection that can kill someone. None of that is acceptable just to protect your Yeti cooler, my dudes, particularly when less injurious means of protecting your property, like storing it, tethering it, or using technology like a trip switch, alarm, motion sensing lights or a camera are options as well. Is it OK to steal? No. It’s it okay to maim indiscriminately to prevent theft? Also no.
What? The fuck did my comment have to do with AI?