Yes

There’s a seatbelt at least

There is no lack of him in the picture

If you’re lucky, one of the shards will block the hole at the bottom of 4

Let’s hope Lemmy won’t be tearing you apart

Not the beees!

Wo ist denn dieser kostenlose Obstkorb? Im Supermarkt wollen die immer Geld für die Orangen seltsamerwrise…

My first thought exactly

Lead is actually a pretty soft rock, as well as a heavy metal

Honestly off the top of my head I wouldn’t know that the Niger is Africa’s third longest river, so I’m glad they call it that, since it makes the whole story more interesting than just an arbitrary river doing a weird thing.

Besides… it gives it that clickbatey touch of " oooh, i wonder what’s tge third longest river in africa! Better pause and check the article!"

It’s probably south of something though, unless you’re at the north pole

That’s a normal housecat. Not sure what people are confused about

I bet that spoon has some iron

Sounds like you dodged a bullet, if that’s how the CEO reacts to you declining the offer. Just imagine how they’d react to somone actually making a mistake at work

If he falls over, he can’t get back up because the feet can’t touch the ground anymore

Except maybe biodiversity?

This is normal for anyone who ever dumpster dived at a bread factory

Now i’m disappointed… i thought you took a picture with an old digital camera that scanned the picture line-by-line, and the cat somehow managed to jump up midframe, without ending up blurry

It’s a conspiracy, orchestrated by Big Adapter

They sure is!