Just massage the numbers a bit and we’re good to go

I doubt that dufus even knows how to grip a football

Donnie really loves the Philadelphia Eagles, doesn’t he

He nutted in his friends milk carton while nobody was home for starters

I agree with you but the NBA is just as bad. The Luka trade to the Lakers for Anthony Davis? I haven’t watched a game in years and I knew that trade was bullshit should have an episode on the trade but unfortunately doesn’t know shit about ball

I like the ability to switch which way the seats face. I think you can drink alcohol on board, which is pretty sweet. The conductor called me a cubs fan because I was wearing an amtrak hoodie lol

The bike paths were great. I can’t believe the amount of parks there are. The torture museum is a lot of fun. So many iconic movie sites. I loved my visit except for the ice cream museum and the bears vs titans game I attended. Very bad football.

The Doughboys “wow” drop on Thursday. 500 uniqe wows to the 2001 space odyssey song.

Farewell to my friends and business partners

True blue libertarian keeping it real

I like when I’m walking through home depot and the audio starts to break up. It’s like, " hey dipshit, you left your phone on the bike."

Training to get the politicians out of DC if there were an attack. I shit you not

I heard someone on Democracy Now saying pilots fear National Airport more than any other. I guess Dulles is bigger and able to handle more traffic but it’s kind of far from the district. All the lazy ass politicians and lobbyist flying in always go to National because it’s close

I wonder if they’ll ever figure out that laws only work when the threat of them is credible, or that there is someone willing to enforce them

Senate parliamentarian

Which is rich because any mild critic of democrats defaults libs to whatabout orange man

19yo Musk employees are running the government now?

His briefing notes were written in alphabeti spaghetti

he’s correct

Typical, hiding the people in back who have to push the train to make it go

When democrats hold the ball, Charlie Brown actually kicks it

If Trump gets it, he’s going to turn Greenland into another Williston, ND during the oil boom. Went from a quite, little conservative town to the city with the highest crime rate in the country literally overnight. The first question employers would ask job seekers is “are you wanted or on the run?” Like, it was a given that most of the applicants were already felons. Nice knowing you, Greenlanders

I took my sister in law’s little doggie for a bike ride. Put her in my backpack so only her head was sticking out. I hauled ass down around the block. Whenever they came over the first thing the dog did was hop in my backpack. Super cute

And Magic Johnson