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Oooh! I was orange(ish) text on black a la Wyse but I might change for a bit

I vote for Bill Bailey.
What was it we were talking about?

Not enough helicopter.

No. I really hadn’t thought my comment through.

That rendering process better be thorough - prions survive in the soil.
Edit: hydrofluric acid probably isn’t very good for the soil either.

…and a rocket wheelchair.

Therapist: Owlbear isn’t real, he can’t hurt you…

The best mortgage advice you are going to get:
How’s the market?
Its ruff.

Don’t come around here coming around here.

Grapheneos is a pretty attractive selling point for a phone. They could even make money the old fashioned way: by selling phones.

The vampires want a circus

Edit: wrong post but it still kind of applies.

Oh. Ahh!

I would water that so hard.

AHH?

Untranslated Fucking Acronyms?

The re-hemming belongs here - that tshirt seriously needs reposting to shirtsthatgohard@lemmy.world

Weight times distance travelled would be the fairest, but tricky to implement.

He sells bookshelves on gumtree