Maybe a better approach would be to distribute the gifts equally amongst the justices. That way they could all graft equally. Equal graft under the law!

He didn’t even have to hide gold bars in his underwear like Menendez.

If you want to see what that would be like, watch this scene from the movie “Nixon” (1995).

https://youtu.be/TxCqOw5_4oE

Though your brother’s bound and gagged And they’ve chained him to a chair Won’t you please come to Chicago Just to sing

In a land that’s known as freedom How can such a thing be fair Won’t you plaese come to Chicago For the help we can bring

We can change the world - Re-arrange the world It’s dying - to get better

— Chicago, CSNY

What makes Bannon so sure he would be one to benefit from a second Trump presidency? He could just as well be persecuted. Trump shows no allegiance to anyone and is happy to throw his supporters under the bus when expedient.

Music Television doesn’t necessarily have to be showing videos, but showing something at least tangentially related to music would be nice. MTV is now what every channel is: put whatever is required in front of the viewer to sell ads. All channels are the same shit now.

I don’t know. I bought a huge amount of a varied seed mix and threw it all down. Unfortunately, the plants were mowed all the way to the ground with little stalk left even.

Little known fact: the imaginary numbers are the algebraic closure of the irrational numbers.

The only real question left in this war is: if Putin orders a nuclear strike, will he be obeyed?

So will he pay back the value of what he received? Or will he not disgorge himself of his ill-gotten gains?

Especially if you have a media empire that is useful to discredit those opposing your invasion.

I sit here all day writing random words, and still no Shakespeare.

Yup, this is really maximize shareholder value. I can totally see this teambuilding event doubling dividends. Wait? You said the company never pays dividends and rarely buys back its stock? Wow, I am really seeing those profits!

Maybe not, but ceiling cat is watching you masturbate.

Is there actually a port or camera on the tank that can see from that angle? The tank doesn’t have a windscreen.

Does that mean Germany will have the exotic negative energy that makes constructing a wormhole possible?

I don’t get it, I would prefer my own Private Idaho.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXmnmvDl-ao

Just remember, when it comes to baby Jesus, if you’re not first, you’re last.

Ricky Bobby approves.

Somehow I don’t think Generalissimo Eric Trump is in the cards. Probably someone more like Elon Musk or Sean Hannity. A celebrity that can rile up enough violence to overcome his or her competitors.