Louis

I can still pronounce it wrong

Good lord. You have a full head of hair. Literally shut up.

This is my favorite one yet

At least he owns a house.

I didn’t even know you could do bots on lemmy

x-ray vision pills

You are seen. You are important.

WTF is Kelvin?

It “evolved” into M@rv3l sl0p

None of that is a reason to call somebody a “huge fucking creep.”

So you don’t know either.

Tarantino is a huge fucking creep.

What is this based on? I never heard anything about him except for the movies he made.

I don’t like real time because then I panic. Turn based is my kind of combat!

You got a lot of shit just laying around on your floor?

if it’s small and you pickle it, I’m down.

Sorry but you are a big fan of cucumber.

Why not turn based games?

Don’t you have to wait 30+ days between tests to do the deed and avoid STDs?

They have pills now that will keep you “ready” for 30+ days

I have one that just sits on top of my coffee cup.