“It’s just a matter of time before she discovers I’m only an emergency hologram…”

AI: The grift that became a cult.

The paperboy that tossed that old-timey newspaper has one HELL of an arm!

Oh look, the workers built a statue of Elon:

Welcome back, Stamets!

Hmm, could be the whipped cream from an Irish coffee 😋

Cat Venom?

Well, as long as it’s near the bowling alley.

If an administration can threaten liberal institutions today, he argued, “what would stop a leftist administration from targeting churches and synagogues tomorrow?”

There will be no leftest administration. That’s the GOP plan, fool.

“Okay, tell us about your character.”

“Hm? Oh… human fighter.”

“That’s it?”

“Mm-hm.”

“'Cause through the drama, I can always depend on my mama”

“It worked, Tuvok and Neelix are alive!”

bag of holding

bag of AAAAHHHRGGG!

“Oh shit!”

This new lore changes everything!

“You might want to get a pot of coffee going, we’re going to be here all night.”

I’m always happy to see bad news for Tesla (and by extension, Elon), but they’ve survived so much despite their mismanagement it feels like we’ll never be rid of them.

And THAT’S how you lose holodeck privileges.