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TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

On the Internet, what is a dead giveaway that someone is actually a kid?

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On the Internet, what is a dead giveaway that someone is actually a kid?

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TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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    62 sounds like the kind of random age a kid would say they are. Found 'em!

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      Damn it.

      And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you meddling adults. I gonna go eat my Kraft mac & cheese.

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        Fuckin hell I’m 52 and haven’t had cereal since 1984. I get called a kid by 30/40 year olds that still eat sugar for breakfast 😂

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          What an odd thing to be proud of.

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          I feel especially called out here… Pop tarts and cereal in the morning. Only thing that changed was fruit juice was swapped out for coffee.

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            Holy sugar spikes.

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            Get yourself a danish or something if you’re going to eat dessert for breakfast. Damn kids.

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          Oatmeal, made with water and a little salt.

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            Melatonin putting humans to sleep since forever. Colorized.

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              Damn straight.

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