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The one thing that escaped the stabilising crash loop.
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Oh, I would order those in a heartbeat!
They are great, all by servers are wearing them!
But beware, don’t fall for scams, some sellers will be trying to sell you regular diapers claiming they work just as good. Only buy original.
Holy visualization batman!
The eggplant?
Or the big yellow ones?
I’ll take the eggplant. The yellow one seems leaky…
Mmm, sealed eggplant flavours …