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minus-squarestiephelandolinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoMy brother is balding and has full facial hair. I have a full head of hair, but can’t grow anything beyond an embarrassing teenage stache.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months agoThis feels like an unaired pilot for a 70s comic book saterday morning superhero show. “WITH THEIR RINGS COMBINED, THEIR HAIR GROWS IN MODERATION!!! THEY ARE, BABYFACE JOHN, AND BALD JOHNSON!!!” Ok, definately need new names. I was trying to go for “John Johnson”, except you’re both two half of it… But somehow I made your brother into a name that sounds like a well cleaned penis. My username makes sense now, doesn’t it?
minus-squareAggravationstation@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoThanks to Veet I do have a bald johnson if that helps…
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My brother is balding and has full facial hair. I have a full head of hair, but can’t grow anything beyond an embarrassing teenage stache.
This feels like an unaired pilot for a 70s comic book saterday morning superhero show.
“WITH THEIR RINGS COMBINED, THEIR HAIR GROWS IN MODERATION!!! THEY ARE, BABYFACE JOHN, AND BALD JOHNSON!!!”
Ok, definately need new names. I was trying to go for “John Johnson”, except you’re both two half of it…
But somehow I made your brother into a name that sounds like a well cleaned penis.
My username makes sense now, doesn’t it?
Thanks to Veet I do have a bald johnson if that helps…