SSTF@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agoanon finds a plotholelemmy.worldimagemessage-square35fedilinkarrow-up1234arrow-down111
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minus-squarechemical_cutthroat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up25·2 months ago“Second place gets bottom shelf dick,” as my grandmother was fond of saying.
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-22 months ago(His grandfather never actually won anything, didn’t need to, he just kept his penis on the top shelf in the local bar - he figured out how to win at life)
minus-squarethefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 months agoIf you’re not first, you’re last
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoWhat if you’re the only one around?
Second place is the first loser, as they say
“Second place gets bottom shelf dick,” as my grandmother was fond of saying.
(His grandfather never actually won anything, didn’t need to, he just kept his penis on the top shelf in the local bar - he figured out how to win at life)
If you’re not first, you’re last
What if you’re the only one around?