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minus-squareColeSlothlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down1·2 months agoCaptain: “Fire proton torpedoes” Captain: “Shit. It didn’t work. Do these things ever blow up a damned ship?” #2: “Maybe about once a season, sir.”
minus-squarepsycho_driver@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoOnly when used in a <insert captain’s name here> maneuver.
Captain: “Fire proton torpedoes”
Captain: “Shit. It didn’t work. Do these things ever blow up a damned ship?”
#2: “Maybe about once a season, sir.”
Only when used in a <insert captain’s name here> maneuver.