• 👍Maximum Derek👍
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    7 days ago

    I’ve been to the 1st birthday parties of some of my friend’s kids. Nothing of value was lost

    …that Matthew kid is always a dud.

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      7 days ago

      Seriously. First birthdays are like last birthdays. Just a lot of drooling, incoherent babbling and shitty diapers.