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If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cutā€™nā€™paste it into its own post ā€” thereā€™s no quota for posting and the bar really isnā€™t that high.

The post Xitter web has spawned soo many ā€œesotericā€ right wing freaks, but thereā€™s no appropriate sneer-space for them. Iā€™m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged ā€œculture criticsā€ who write about everything but understand nothing. Iā€™m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. Theyā€™re inescapable at this point, yet I donā€™t see them mocked (as much as they should be)

Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldnā€™t be surgeons because they didnā€™t believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I canā€™t escape them, I would love to sneer at them.

(Credit and/or blame to David Gerard for starting this.)

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    i know that itā€™s about conservative crackheadery re:allegations of election fraud, but itā€™s lowkey unhinged that americans donā€™t have national ID. i also know that republicans blocked it, because they donā€™t want problems solved, they want to stay mad about them. in poland for example, itā€™s a requirement to have ID, itā€™s valid for 10 years and itā€™s free of charge. passport costs $10 to get and it takes a month, sometimes less, from filing a form to getting one. thereā€™s also a govt service where you can get some things done remotely, including govt supplied digital signature that you can use to sign files and is legally equivalent to regular signature https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EPUAP

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      Yeah, the controversy over federal ID cards is completely bafflying to me as well, and I imagine like many things in the US itā€™s some sort of libertarian bugbear or something? But considering the President has now mandated that oneā€™s federal identity is fixed at birth by the angels, it turned out to be a blessing.

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        The reason is that any government mandated ID is clearly the Mark of the Beast and will be used to bring upon a thousand years of darkness.

        You think thatā€™s fringe nonsense and youā€™d be right on the nonsense part, but thatā€™s literally what Ronny Reagan said while he was president

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        I definitely heard it presented as a libertarian bugbear. The American right tends to treat the federal government like itā€™s Schrodingerā€™s State. When it does something they like itā€™s an inviolable declaration of our values and identity as a nation, the truest guarantor of liberty and blah blah blah. When it does literally anything else itā€™s a sinister plot to hand over even more control over your life to unelected bureaucrats!

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          I mean, a single national ID card would be one way of preventing this so long as there was a trustworthy way of ensuring that it was updated with everybodyā€™s actual address and the like. I donā€™t know that we would implement it in such a way as to have that, leading ultimately to another target for this kind of activity rather than a shield from it.

          Nightmare scenario with the current administration would be such a thing being tied to citizenship somehow. Mail comes back undelivered and suddenly you have to dig out your birth certificate and explain things to some shitheel from ICE?

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            but there already is some form of address that govt knows, in most of cases, right? when govt needs to deliver something to you, like, say, court order, they need some address

            out there it works like this: there is a legal requirement to have registered an address. itā€™s on you, because when itā€™s not done, some important papers might end up somewhere where you have no idea they might be. itā€™s not in ID, and based on this couple of things are determined like voter lists per district or what tax office are you associated with

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          Wow I canā€™t believe Iā€™m still learning new ways the United States do voter suppression. Imagine if they put all that creativity in something other than white supremacy!

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          National ID wouldnā€™t change that unless voter local registration and change-of-address updates were all rigidly and securely integrated.

          So long as voter registration is a locally-managed list of names and addresses itā€™s possible to go in and arbitrarily declare some of the registrations void.

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          OK this is just my unresearched opinion as an American but I really donā€™t know what Iā€™m talking about so keep that in mind and treat it as vibes more than research. Itā€™s messy and I havenā€™t learned about any of it since highschool (and my highschool left a lot of important parts out):

          A bunch of uninformed rambling

          US states arenā€™t thought of as countries for good reason, but in the countryā€™s legal framework that kind of how they work ā€“ just with a lot of work to make borders almost a non-issue, shared citizenship, shared economy, etc. This means that historically a lot of stuff that would be associated with a country (ID, driving permit, residency, military) either only happens at the state level; or happens at both the state and the federal level.

          In the constitution the federal government is supposed to stick to itā€™s lane as well: any powers which arenā€™t explicitly given to the federal government are reserved for the states (10th amendment). Though in practice the federal government has a lot of powers.


          Thatā€™s the background and helps explain both the lack of a (compulsory) national ID and how there can be state level election shenanigans:

          For national ID this was indeed a conservative bugbear. They were essentially worried about the government building a dossier on them or something. I donā€™t remember the details itā€™s been a long time: Conservatism 15 years ago was an entirely different beast than it is today. Itā€™s kind of hard to even imagine if the conservatives still have the same fears today, if the liberals donā€™t, or how it would actually play out. Congress being deadlocked for so long means itā€™s hard to get a vibe on how things would shake out if they started actually passing lots of laws again.

          Oh yeah did I mention congress is deadlocked? This both means that the US is essentially operating on decades outdated laws, and that the legislatureā€™s infighting has lead to a power vacuum that the executive and judicial branch have slurped up (which helps explain the current Elon Musk mess)

          Anyway election shenanigans: States were historically supposed to be, well, states as in closely aligned countries and this was all set up in the days before fast and easy long distance travel and communication (did I mention America is really big?). This means that each state runs itā€™s own election (which it can do in any legal way it pleases). The outcome of the election is one or more electors, and those electors are who actually send in their choice for president. There have been cases of ā€œfaithless electorsā€ who vote for someone besides the party they represent. Oddly this hasnā€™t really been seen as a big deal (since the parties choose the electors they tend to be pretty loyal).

          The point of the previous paragraph is this is a mess. Like a real mess. Itā€™s law that made some sense 200 years ago (and maybe not even, they were kinda #yolo-ing the constitution at the time) but is really dated. This means thereā€™s lots of room for shenanigans. Can a state legally disqualify voters? Maybe? Sometimes? Kinda? Theyā€™re not supposed to be like racist or anything, but determining that depends on a lot of details and shifting supreme court rulings.

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            okay so in absence of federal ID how do you authenticate anything when dealing with govt things? just by SSN? we have something similar, but years of security malpractice by people who were not trained to do this made these numbers public to probable attackers, so authentication with just that is not considered secure for a couple of years by now. instead, with anything important (like taking a loan, opening bank account, buying a car or real estate etc), you have to also provide your ID number which doesnā€™t have this problem

            but wait there's more

            on top of that, for a year of so, govt implemented a switch in that service from upthread, you can also access it offline. this switch allows you to deactivate your SSN-like number so that anything authenticated with that when itā€™s off is considered legally void, and probably wonā€™t work in the first place because itā€™s supposed to be checked in national db. when you have to authenticate something legitimately, you can switch it on for a day, then switch it off again. this was in response to incidents of identity theft

            for some things, but not all things, you can also use digital signature

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              Usually SSN yes. In recent years airports and secure federal buildings are starting to require ā€œreal IDsā€ / star cards which are state IDs which meet federal identity verification requirements. I couldnā€™t be bothered with all that since I already have a passport so my driverā€™s license says ā€œFederal Limits Applyā€.

              For thinks like bank loans, state IDs are widely accepted.