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minus-squaregandalf_der_12telinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 个月前What most people don’t know is why Smurfs are blue. Well, the reason is because Smurfs only have sex once a year. Face it: if you had sex only once a year, you’d be blue, too.
minus-squareNat (she/they)@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 个月前Everyone I argue online with is a Smurf?
minus-squarepotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 个月前Once they all get off, they just look like normal little wrinkly ballsacks for awhile.
What most people don’t know is why Smurfs are blue. Well, the reason is because Smurfs only have sex once a year.
Face it: if you had sex only once a year, you’d be blue, too.
Everyone I argue online with is a Smurf?
Once they all get off, they just look like normal little wrinkly ballsacks for awhile.