• Kwdg
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    Upgrade now to our pro plan or usage of essential body functions* will require watching a short (5min) ad pause.

    *Essential body function include, but are not limited to: Sleeping, eating, drinking, using the toilet, holding a thought for longer than 5 seconds

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      Breathing regularly too (They will make you breath every 8 seconds to save oxigen since rich people need it more)

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        wait people breathe more than once every 8 seconds?

        i measured my breathing speed and it’s about 8 seconds each.

        * except when doing physical fitness