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minus-squareKwdglinkfedilinkarrow-up39·5 个月前Upgrade now to our pro plan or usage of essential body functions* will require watching a short (5min) ad pause. *Essential body function include, but are not limited to: Sleeping, eating, drinking, using the toilet, holding a thought for longer than 5 seconds
minus-squareAxolotl@feddit.itlinkfedilinkarrow-up22·5 个月前Breathing regularly too (They will make you breath every 8 seconds to save oxigen since rich people need it more)
minus-squaregandalf_der_12telinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 个月前wait people breathe more than once every 8 seconds? i measured my breathing speed and it’s about 8 seconds each. * except when doing physical fitness
minus-squareAxolotl@feddit.itlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 个月前Well it was more of a joke with a random number, didn’t tested
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Upgrade now to our pro plan or usage of essential body functions* will require watching a short (5min) ad pause.
*Essential body function include, but are not limited to: Sleeping, eating, drinking, using the toilet, holding a thought for longer than 5 seconds
Breathing regularly too (They will make you breath every 8 seconds to save oxigen since rich people need it more)
wait people breathe more than once every 8 seconds?
i measured my breathing speed and it’s about 8 seconds each.
* except when doing physical fitness
Well it was more of a joke with a random number, didn’t tested
⚪ Yes, I want to upgrade now.
⚪ Ask me again later.