I hate nuts. I’m not allergic to them.

Everything about them is wrong, I’ve never had food that contained nuts that wouldn’t have been significantly better without them.

Chocolate with nuts - What was wrong with just the former

Nuts on their own - Might as well eat wood

Nutbars - gross.

Food with nuts is just bad, and the sooner we move on from this dated cultural institution the better.

This was inspired by the last two posts

  • ColeSlothEnglish
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    2 days ago

    I like pretty much none of them in my foods or deserts.

    Some flavors of almonds or pistachios are straight fire, tho. They gotta have a flavor added, though.

      • ColeSlothEnglish
        1·
        2 days ago

        Pistachios are closest to tasting good with nothing on them, but they taste so much better with a bit of flavor. Like a steak that had no salt or pepper or anything. It’s edible, but there’s a reason no one eats it that way.