Your 16-year-old son hates you—hates your guts so much that he invents a time machine, goes back in time, takes his baby self, and places him with a billionaire or upper-class family. You then find out—what do you do? Do you try to forcibly take him and bring him back home?
What son? They were taken from us at a very young age by some dashing teenager, never to be seen again.