It’s always the ones who insist that marriage is “a special, God-given union between one man and one woman” that forget how to count.
The Daily Mail has published an explosive report that South Dakota governor Kristi Noem and Corey Lewandowski, a former Donald Trump aide, have been having a secret affair “for years”—at least since 2019. Noem’s spokesperson told the tabloid, “This is so predictable that you would attack Governor Noem less than a week after she endorsed Donald J. Trump as the 47th President of the United States.” Neither have denied the Daily Mail’s reporting, and Vanity Fair has reached out to both of them for further comment.
A “family values” Republican, Noem has three children with her husband, Bryon. They’ve been married for over 30 years. Lewandowski married his wife, Alison, in 2005, and they have four children.
Look on the bright side, at least they weren’t the think-of-of-children people that got caught… fiddling with each other’s privates during a Beetlejuice musical.
Brings a whole new definition to the word “beetlejuicing”