I’d be Cables Don’t Tangle Man.

  • Swedneck
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    1 year ago

    e-scooter man, he fears no filled parking lot as he can simply park further away and take his scooter to the store.

    of course, he lives in constant fear and jealousy of walkable city man, who simply walks to the store and doesn’t quite understand what a parking lot is.